careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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