My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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