can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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