He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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