We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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