8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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