I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
