Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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