The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just want to make out with him forever
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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