Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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