i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
