Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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