Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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