It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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