No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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