So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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