i would punch a child for taco bell
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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