No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I love having hate sex.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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