lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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