just tell him i said nine months
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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