Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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