Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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