I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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