well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Randomize
