I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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