He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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