Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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