So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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