I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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