Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
send nudes
from the living room?
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