Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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