They should really pass out barf bags in church
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So squirting runs in the family.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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