hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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