Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Randomize