Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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