I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
my shit smells like andre
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.