laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend