Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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