We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
