just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
