can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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