dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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