Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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