Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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