u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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