It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My ass is underappreciated
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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