do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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