Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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