Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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