I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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