she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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