Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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