i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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