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  • 9:07 your actually fucking retarded

    Submitted by jules4 on May 17, 10 at 1:52am
  • hahaha this is my town...and it sounds exactly like some of the dumbasses from my high school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:03pm
  • HERPDERP let's all criticize how others laugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:49am
  • i was the one who got this text. 1) it was a guy 2) he was high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Hahaha. That's such a connecticut thing. We will do anything while peeing XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:32am
  • Must have been stoned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:54am
  • Seriously, 1:56. Agreed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:12am
  • Was expecting a call his/her drug dealer...?!?!...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:12pm
  • this made me laugh. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Actually as a guy I just aim and keep steady without a hand. Unless it's a public restroom. Also vaginapocalypse. That is all.

    Submitted by americandanish on Jun 15, 10 at 4:16am
  • Wow....you know what would have made it worse? If it was like a telemarketer or someone you hated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:37pm
  • this is fake, who still has a phone that you have to get up to answer? everyone i know keeps their phone in their pocket...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:07am
  • dont say "bahaha" nobody laughs like that. moron its "hahaha"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:37am
  • 10;26, connecticut is a state, smart one, not a town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:24pm
  • The human brain is slowly reducing to a vegetable state. You sir are proof.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:23am
  • It's called VOICEMAIL. Let it ring, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:24pm
  • had to be a chick. even a guy with the tinest dick ever would still remember he had it in his hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:39am
  • and i thought only preschoolers did this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:00pm
  • 9:07- house phone? idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:46pm
  • i....how....but.....retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Probably fake, still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:44pm
  • guys, guys guys! remember the spirit of the site.... he was probably drunk... which makes this quite hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:56am