Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
