I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We were destined to go to rehab together
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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