Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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