What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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