Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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